deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did
one day i was just like
fuck this im pretty
and i was
i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds power and ability for every person struggling within themselves. use this because it will make a difference in your life.
I apparently ask too much.
I feel like I’m slipping, and I’m wondering if I should let myself fall.
I feel like I messed up, and I haven’t done anything yet.
I’LL SEE MY FRIENDS GONNA LAUGH TIL WE CRY TAKE MY FIREBOLT GONNA TAKE TO THE SKY NO WAY THIS YEAR ANYONE’S GONNA DIE AND IT’S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME
go to any or all of these websites
once your page loads, hit these buttons using your keyboard:
keep hitting A and see what happens
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
IS THIS REAL LIFE?????
I just want to kiss people, like can that be a thing?
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone could start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)